We just changed over to Charter at the office and so far things have gone smoothly. Today I tried to check my voice mail but when I put in my password it said, "This password has expired." So of course, I have to call Charter and you have no idea how much I hate calling companies like that - they are mills of confusion. After going through the usual voice mail labyrinth I started frantically pushing the operator key on my phone. I got a human and was wisked off to "phone repair" - Bill. He assured me he could help me after I gave him my company name and address (remember that
because it's important). Then he said he could give me a default temporary number and I could reset my password. I asked him if it's standard procedure for passwords to expire because I don't like that and he said we had set that preference. (yeah right!) So he spent about five minutes "fixing" things and assuring me that all will be well. All I had to do was go back into voice mail and type in 1234 and then I could change my password. Then he gave me a ticket number and I asked him what 800 number was the best if I had more problems.
I hung up and immediately tried to access my voice mail again. When prompted I typed in 1234 and was told, "That is an invalid password. Please enter your password."
I then dialed the number Bill had given me and had to go through the labyrinth of voice mail again. Again I frantically (and angrily) mashed the operator key about a buzillion times and finally got a human saying this call might be recorded. I gave them my "ticket" number and I was again asked for my company name. I gave them that. Then they asked for my address. I told them I hadn't moved in the last five minutes and to get on with it. We need your address before we can proceed they said. (sigh) Okay - I gave them my address.
Then I told them the 1234 temporary default password didn't work. "Oh," she said, "we aren't allowed to use 1234 anymore. So of course it was invalid. I asked why the repair department didn't know that - but I knew I wouldn't get a coherent answer. We moved on.
She put me on hold while she "fixed" the problem. When she came back she told me it was all better and all I had to do was use the security number on my bill.
Okay - so see - we keep all of our accounting records in locked file cabinets. I DO have a key - but what if I didn't. So I said, "my bill is in a locked file cabinet - I need
to access my voice mail. I need a temporary password."
She responded, "we aren't allowed to give you one - you have to use the security code on your bill."
I hung up on her. It is now 43 minutes from the time I began this adventure and my blood pressure is beginning to look like the national debt.
I found the key to the file cabinet and eventually found the ONE bill we have received from Charter so far (we've only had the service for three weeks) and yes - I did
find our security number.
I then picked up the receiver, pushed line one, got the beep beep beep that tells me I have voice mail and dialed *98. When prompted I entered my security code and
was told I had to change my password right then and there. I entered the same password we had last week before all of this silliness began and lo and behold it was accepted.
SO - if Bill was true to his promise to remove the 30 day expiration date on my password, on April 24 next month - I should be good to go.
We'll see. I don't trust the new iteration of "customer service."


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